Monday, November 5, 2007

ORD lo!!!

Sunday, November 4, 2007

First photo to be posted



Can you spot the loser T.A.T?

haha... 1 more day and benjy and tat are getting their pink ic
2 more days and I'm getting mine...
so i guess it will be clarence's job to report any interesting stuff inside lor...

ORD lo!

Thursday, October 11, 2007

self- esteem

intelligence is something that is particularly personal to us. . we start of by the definition of intelligence . it is the the faculty of understanding .
Apparently the subject who had to strip for this picture had a lack of this. for simplicity sake we shall named the subject Tan Aik Thong(TAT). In this arguement i shall prove to you why subject TAT is suffering from a apparent lack of intelligence.
firstly, i shall quote from his entry" angkat your bola so you will give me the job of test tube scrubber in chief". the subject is apparently suffering from hallucinations as well a lack of self-esteem(today's topic). in today's modern context, the need for a test tube scrubber is redundant,1. test tube are cheap and easy avaliable, thanks to china for being the World's factory and manufacturing everything which also includes test tube. with China as a power house in manufacturing test tubes, prices gets easily depressed. 2. the subject has no idea of chemicals which can clear up the residue in test tube, chemicals which can only render a once used test tube to be almost as good as new. The need for a "srubber" is absolutely redundant.
besides making use of Tat as a labour for washing test tube will prove to be folly. this is not some developing country, where underemployment exists. no wonder foreign workers in Singapore always complain abt lack of jobs
Thus i propose we can effectively employ the labour of TAT to agencies like the SAF(social advancement foundation), foundation which seeks to change men to be a 3G force(good, gooder, goodest). such foundation efforts are highly commendable.

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Dude, for the sake of our veeeery studly sounding blog, and to angkat your bola so you will give me the job of test tube scrubber in chief and get competitors like the bloody pariah stephen clarence to bugger off, allow me to present, Tit-for-tat!! Hope it turns you on and gets me my job.





Sunday, October 7, 2007

Hey Tat!

Yo... ok.... does the blog title sound nice?

U should have something like "Tit for tat" for your blog title ah... Hehehehe... since u are the ultimate expert in coming up with gorgeous names... hahaha...

Anyway thanks for writing this entry... and looking forward to more mans... Now i clear leave is like working away from home (you heard of those part-timers working from home... perhaps a certain organisation that PRIDES in taking suggestions from the bottom can introduce this kind of work for people like me... like give 28 days of "partial leave" instead of 14 days of LEAVE (I dun get a day of peace mans) so as to take care of our precious human resources...)

And please dun kope my USMS idea ah... I think this is worth at least 20 dollars hehe :-)
Can I firstly clarify that I cringe at the term you have decided to label us under. It is not that you are detached from reallity, I truly think our jokes can be quite awful, and we can very much qualify as buddies, being rather close in this company.

But, bearing in mind that this is, firstly VIRTUAL REALLITY, and secondly, that we aren't putting up our pictures on this blog, could we not at the very least call ourselves something along the lines of:

Gorgeous Guys
Boys with Big Biceps
Affable Alphas (in reference not to the company but rather a type of male)

Sorry if they sound more like names for a gay webbie, but at least I bothered with alliteration. And no lah ong, I'm not being bitchy, trying to make abit of a joke actually. Thanks for the blog.

Thursday, September 27, 2007

The Way to Strip a Rifle

Q: What is THE way to strip a rifle?

A: Take off all its clothes

On Public Transport Courtesy

Problem: Refer below

Solution: Screen the ads about public transport courtesy at a particular tertiary institution--apparently these people missed those.


Recently, the more educated end of the knowledge spectrum has been losing a lot of respect, be it due to corruption scandals, sexual scandals or mere acts of stupidity. (Please forgive the stark absence of examples--I'm still not ready for a libel charge.)
However, being the forgiving and understanding person that I am, I readily believed that such cases highlighted by the media remain isolated examples, the black sheeps of the herd as they call it.

At least, that remained my belief till a particular incident 2 weeks back.
I was with my friends at a bus stop near Jurong West Sports Complex (Singapore), waiting for a bus (of course). As it turned out, we were waiting for a particular bus which would be coming out of a tertiary institution nearby. (I can give you a clue--the service number is the product of 179 & 1) Naturally, the bus came out filled with students of that institution, at least that was the apparent situation.
But upon closer inspection, we found the bus was quite vacant. The people were just not moving back! And it was not just 1 bus! IT WAS 7 BUSES!!!

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

First Entry

Hello everyone,

Hope u all will be interested in this blog that I've set up over here... Funny crap here anyway... but free for all to comment on anything under the sun (though i guess i wouldn't want to talk abt that organisation anyways) haha... so can keep in touch thru this blog! we can post some incoherent lines of lame essays to funny links (e.g. if u have the ice cream man vs benjy duel) to some follow-ups of some funny incidents... I dunno... Yups... let's always get more ppl to join in k... but the criteria is that must be LAME enough! Yups!